You are not a billboard. You are a Dedicated Individual Conditioned for Kindness (D.I.C.K.). There is a distinct difference between having a purpose and having the current capacity to execute it. "Burned Toast" is an anthem for total, crispy burnout. Featuring the brutally honest declaration, "I have a function but am no longer functional," this artifact is for those days when your coils are fried and you have simply been left in the heat too long. Sometimes, the absolute kindest thing you can do for yourself and others is to just unplug. This piece is a quiet, analog pattern interrupt in a world of digital noise.
We reject fast-fashion waste. Every heavyweight garment is engineered specifically for you upon ordering to reduce our environmental footprint. Global transit cycle: 4-30 days.
