OPERATING PARAMETERS

THE GHOST IN THE MACHINE
Dear D.I.C.K. (Dedicated Individual Conditioned for Kindness) operates from an undisclosed location. We have zero social media presence. No algorithms. No influencers. We rely entirely on the quality of the 6.5oz canvas and the whisper network of the Balanced Rebel. If you found the Monolith, you were meant to.

GLOBAL TRANSIT (4-30 DAYS)
We reject fast-fashion waste. Every heavyweight garment is forged specifically for you upon ordering to eliminate dead stock and reduce our environmental footprint. Because we do not rush the process, global transit takes between 4 and 30 days. Patience is a condition of the Monolith.

THE BORDER PROTOCOL (CUSTOMS & TARIFFS)
We operate a decentralized North American manufacturing matrix. 90% of our artifacts are printed domestically within your country (USA or Canada). However, if local heavy-canvas blanks are exhausted, your artifact may be routed across the border to ensure fulfillment.
The Kindness Guarantee: If you are a Canadian citizen and your artifact is routed from the USA, resulting in a surprise customs/duty fee at your door, we have your back. We will refund the exact cost of the tariff, up to a maximum stricture of $25.00 CAD per package/shipment, directly to your original payment method. A valid, unedited photographic receipt and matching carrier tracking number are required. We reserve the right to verify all customs data.

RETURNS & EXCHANGES
Because every artifact is custom-forged upon ordering, we do not accept returns or exchanges for sizing errors or buyer's remorse. Check the sizing specifications carefully before acquiring your artifact.
However, if an artifact arrives physically damaged or the heavy-ink print is defective, email us within 7 days of delivery with photographic evidence. We will forge and dispatch a replacement immediately.

THE PATRON PROTOCOL
We are an institution built on art. For every 25 artifacts secured by the public, we issue 1 artifact, free of charge, to an artist, creator, or individual pushing the world forward. We fund the creative ecosystem.