Archive 022 | DON'T ASK ME
Archive 022 | DON'T ASK ME
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PARTNERS ARCHIVE: #022
You are not a billboard. You are a Dedicated Individual Conditioned for Kindness (D.I.C.K.). Kindness is a team sport. When your counterpart's social battery is depleted, it is time to take the heat. The "Don't Ask" artifact is a cheeky boundary-setter and a statement of solidarity. Featuring a retro cursive script, it is the ultimate uniform for surviving family gatherings, chaotic events, or just a busy Tuesday. Deflect, delegate, and carry the load together. This piece is a quiet, analog pattern interrupt in a world of digital noise.
THE SPECIFICATIONS:
- Premium 6.5oz Heavyweight Cotton (100% Combed Ring-Spun)
- Structured, classic stealth-wealth silhouette
- Single-needle edge stitch construction
- Signature D.I.C.K. Kamon Seal on the back neck
We reject fast-fashion waste. Every heavyweight garment is engineered specifically for you upon ordering to reduce our environmental footprint. Global transit cycle: 4-30 days.
Wash cold. Hang dry. We do not rush.
This is your Artifact.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 | 29 ½ |
| M | 20 | 30 ½ |
| L | 22 | 31 ½ |
| XL | 24 | 32 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 33 ½ |
| 3XL | 28 | 34 ½ |
| 4XL | 30 | 35 ½ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 45.7 | 75 |
| M | 50.8 | 77.5 |
| L | 55.9 | 80 |
| XL | 61 | 82.6 |
| 2XL | 66 | 85 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 87.6 |
| 4XL | 76.2 | 90.2 |
